The Armed Republic of Ooferian Farmer Army 103 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.54 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 103ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Ooferian Farmer Army 103ian economy, worth 64.5 trillion dabs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,892 dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and Ooferian Farmer Army 103 has designated Ooferian Farmer Army 103 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 103's national animal is the meme, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ooferian Farmer Army 103 is ranked 207,378^th in the world and 8,545^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 6.02 flags saluted per person per day.